Upcoming Jokes, Phones, Pick Up Lines

Let’s begin by phones, then jokes, then pick up lines.

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PhonesMag is definitely since the best areas of upcoming smartphones. Either upcoming Verizon phones or upcoming T-mobile phones, or upcoming sprint phones. Or barely answering questions that are tricky to our visitors and followers such is note 5 waterproof? And many various questions. PhonesMag is obviously seen in the sphere of technology and smartphones especially and it will cover all the new phones popping out in 2017, wether they are from Verizon or Sprint, T-Mobile, AT&T etc� Evidently, these upcoming smartphones in 2017 are Samsung, Apple, Sony, Huawei�

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One of the most anticipated smartphones which will dominate the market in 2017 could be readily available denoted companies not to mention they are as below:

1- Samsung Galaxy S8: this giant South Korean business is thought to be one of the pioneers of smartphones nowadays, after its previous masterpiece which is Galaxy S7 and Galaxy S7 Edge, Samsung is likely to develop a brand new Galaxy series that is Galaxy S8. This can have as specifications, it will run Android 7.0.0 having a processor of Exynos 8895 and Spandragon 830 along with 6GB RAM, which is fascinating!

2 – Apple iPhone 7s and 7s Plus: iPhone 7 has recently released by Apple recently. Yet, iPhone 7s and 7s Plus should come afterwards in 2017. The American company is regarded as one of the better ones in the market nowadays due to the material quality, specifications, design and a lot of different aspects� This excellent smartphone will come with 3GB RAM and processor of A10 chipset along with it is going to operate on iOS 11. Is not amazing?

Both of these mentioned smartphones which presented by PhonesMag, are believed since the best new phones released in 2017 as outlined by PhonesMag magazine. Indeed, these smartphones can be on Verizon, Sprint or T-Mobile.


 

Now, with the best jokes this year:

Q: How did the hipster burn his tongue?
A: He took a sip of his tea before it was cool.

Did you hear the joke about the tortilla? It was corny.
I used to date someone with a lazy eye. It didn’t work out. He was seeing someone on the side.

What did the deer say when he left the gay bar?
“I can’t believe I blew 50 bucks in there!”

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts are really expensive but deer nuts are always under a buck.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.

Hey, wanna hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, it’s too cheesy.
How about a construction joke? Actually, I’m still working on it.

Want to hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind it’s too long.

Wanna hear a joke about my vagina?
Nevermind, you’ll never get it.

Wanna hear a joke about sound?
Nevermind, I think you already heard it.

Wanna hear a joke about my cock? Nah, it’s too short.
And now I’m depressed. Aww.

Q: Where did the computer go to dance?
A: To a disc-o

Sources: Cheesy Jokes – Offensive Jokes


After covering phones and jokes and it’s our turn to present the best pick up lines this year:

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

I was blinded by your beauty, so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute

I think I was blind before I met you

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

Hi i’m a thief and i’m here to steal your heart !

Do you work at McDonalds? Cause I want u to be in my happy-meal!

Your dad must be a baker because you have a nice set of buns.

Stand still so I can pick you up!

Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

Hi, I’m a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?

I’m single and desolate. Can you help me?

Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you’re hot!

That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!

Theres a party in my pants and your invited.

You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.

Are you looking for a shallow relationship?

I want you almost as much as I want world peace.

These were the best pick up lines this year according to our statistices.

Sources:

Cheesy pick up lines

Funny pick up lines

Dirty pick up lines

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